I Like Boobies

We are sitting outside on the patio and 4 year, 10 month old Carson reaches over to touch my breasts as we sit on a chair together.

Me
Carson, that is Mamita's breasts and it is a private part so you should not be touching me there.

Carson
But I like to touch your boobies.

Ugh, that word is something he must have heard from his parents. I personally hate that word and prefer the correct anatomical word for that part of the body.

Me
Those are called breasts, Carson, and ladies' breasts are private parts.

Carson
They are boobies and I like to touch boobies. I like to touch my Mama's boobies all the time too.

😮 Hmmm, what kind of house is my son and his wife running over there?

Later, same conversation…

Carson
Mamita, when I grow up I will have a different family.

Me
Oh – are you going to be married with a wife and children? Is that the different family you are going to have?

Carson with the biggest smile on his face
Yes and when I grow up and have a wife, I am going to touch her boobies all day and all night!

I try very hard to contain my laugh: "Really...hmm...ok!"