Canoes Considered Harmful
Mama and Dada can't do canoes.
At city park.
Carson
sees a canoe on the water
Mama, Dada, let's go get on a boat!
Alanna
No, Mama and Dada can't do canoes. We did it once a long time ago and almost got a divorce and you were almost never born.
Carson
confused, looks up at me
Me
True story.