Dec
22
Santa and the Surveillance State
Dada, does Santa look at my penis and butt?
2 min read
Chad Lee
Father to a tyrant. He's okay though...mostly.
Jul
01
Tire Sabotage
Is Carson a prophet or a vandal? Only the dead car knows.
4 min read
Jun
12
What do satellite dishes really do anyway?
Dada, I know what that thing is...
Oct
02
More Toilet Adventures
Don't squish the penis.
Sep
05
Batman's Curtain
Can batman fly?
Aug
11
Cool story, bro
Wow, that's a really cool story.
1 min read
Jun
13
Canoes Considered Harmful
Mama and Dada can't do canoes.
May
23
Biting for Love
That's not how you kiss.
May
02
Life Lessons
The universe is a cold and indifferent place.
Mar
09
Potty Training Adventures in a Public Restroom
Potty training is like constantly watching him in terror waiting for him to piss on something and hoping it isn't something too nice.
4 min read