Santa and the Surveillance State
Dada, does Santa look at my penis and butt?
Is Carson a prophet or a vandal? Only the dead car knows.
What do satellite dishes really do anyway?
Dada, I know what that thing is...
Cool story, bro
Wow, that's a really cool story.
Canoes Considered Harmful
Mama and Dada can't do canoes.
The universe is a cold and indifferent place.
Potty Training Adventures in a Public Restroom
Potty training is like constantly watching him in terror waiting for him to piss on something and hoping it isn't something too nice.