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Dec
22
Santa and the Surveillance State
Dada, does Santa look at my penis and butt?
2 min read
Jul
05
Who you calling old?
How many old ladies play hide and seek, monsters, chase, hop scotch, etc?
1 min read
Jul
02
Not Going to Visit
Out of the mouths of babes comes truth.
1 min read
Jul
01
Tire Sabotage
Is Carson a prophet or a vandal? Only the dead car knows.
4 min read
Jun
28
I Like Boobies
Those are called breasts, Carson.
1 min read
Jun
25
Love you Forever
I have a vision of a strong man holding his frail grandmother.
1 min read
Jun
12
What do satellite dishes really do anyway?
Dada, I know what that thing is...
Oct
02
More Toilet Adventures
Don't squish the penis.
Sep
05
Batman's Curtain
Can batman fly?
Aug
11
Cool story, bro
Wow, that's a really cool story.
1 min read