Chronicles of a Tiny Tyrant
Our digital baby book for the tiny tyrant who runs our lives

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Dec
22
Santa and the Surveillance State

Santa and the Surveillance State

Dada, does Santa look at my penis and butt?
2 min read
Jul
05
Who you calling old?

Who you calling old?

How many old ladies play hide and seek, monsters, chase, hop scotch, etc?
1 min read
Jul
02
Not Going to Visit

Not Going to Visit

Out of the mouths of babes comes truth.
1 min read
Jul
01
Tire Sabotage

Tire Sabotage

Is Carson a prophet or a vandal? Only the dead car knows.
4 min read
Jun
28
I Like Boobies

I Like Boobies

Those are called breasts, Carson.
1 min read
Jun
25
Love you Forever

Love you Forever

I have a vision of a strong man holding his frail grandmother.
1 min read
Jun
12
What do satellite dishes really do anyway?

What do satellite dishes really do anyway?

Dada, I know what that thing is...
Oct
02
More Toilet Adventures

More Toilet Adventures

Don't squish the penis.
Sep
05
Batman's Curtain

Batman's Curtain

Can batman fly?
Aug
11
Cool story, bro

Cool story, bro

Wow, that's a really cool story.
1 min read