What do satellite dishes really do anyway?
Dada, I know what that thing is...
Driving past WDSU headquarters on I-10 in New Orleans
Carson
looking at the giant satellite dish
Dada, I know what that thing is.
Me
Oh really, what is it?
Carson
confidently
It's a vagina scope.
...awkward silence...
Me
trollface
Oh...I thought it was a satellite dish but I guess maybe you could use it for vaginas too.
Alanna
stares at me